- Daughter 1: Dad I'm lesbian
- Dad: OK then it's your choice
- Daughter 2: Dad im also lesbian
- Dad: Sheesh doesn't anyone in this house like boys?
- Son: I do
ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
- teacher: its time to watch a movie
- students: yay
- teacher: bill nye the science guy
- students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
- a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song